So I’m watching the newest Transformers (don’t ask why), and they kill the homie Luke off early?

And I had to ask myself the question: ‘Do I want to finish the rest of the movie w/o that comedic relief?’

But then again, he did basically rat old dude out for hiding Optimus… so I guess snitches get stitches?

Depression is stupid and not a thing that makes me a better writer. One time I went a whole year without writing and I stayed in bed and drank. Fuck your Bukowskisms. I want sunlight and love and running down some street I’ve never been on where it’s warm and cool at the same time and I’m smiling. I want nothing to ever be bad again- and I don’t mean that I want a life free of conflict, I mean that I want a life free of meaningless conflict. Not being able to will oneself to take a shower or leave the house is meaningless. There is nothing to be gained, no lesson to be learned from that kind of life. My heart is stale, my prose is stale. Give me fire if you want to hurt me. Give me something I can taste. There’s nothing romantic or mysterious about where I am. There’s nothing here worth holding onto.




Photo courtesy: DeKalb County Sheriff’s Office, Georgia Charge(s): Disorderly conduct

this bitch on fleek

Damn this bitch slay in her mugshot

Is that a smock? Did she get arrested at the beauty shop? I mean, plausible bc she rocking an exquisite flat ironing


So apparently feminism is a hate movement. I’m sorry I don’t remember any feminists going on any shooting sprees because they were rejected by men or sending death and rape threats to blogger who pointed out sexism in video games.

(via thatdudeemu)